1. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims really like?
Plymouth Rock.

3. Why don’t you ever want to take a turkey to church?
Because they use “fowl” language!

4. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!

5. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!

6. What does a turkey say to the computer?
“Google, Google, Google”.

7. Why did the chef go to jail?
He was caught beating an egg and stuffing a turkey!

8. Why did the sweet potato turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!

9. What did the Crimson Tide fan say to the Auburn fan on Thanksgiving?
“Pass the turkey, but you can keep the stuffing!”

10. Why did the pecan pie go to a therapist?
Because it had a lot of “filling” issues!

11. How do you know the turkey is ready to be taken out of the oven?
When it’s “gobbled” enough!

12. What did the turkey say to the cornbread?
“Quit your “crumblin’”, it’s Thanksgiving!”

13. How did the turkey feel after Thanksgiving?
Absolutely “stuffed”!

14. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners!

15. What do you call a turkey that got into a fight?
Battered bird!

16. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!

17. How do you make a turkey float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!

18. Why did the officer arrest the turkey?
It was suspected of “fowl” play.

19. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because it had perfect “poultry”.

20. Why did the scaredy-cat become best friends with the turkey?
Because it was a “chicken”!

Remember, laughter is the best dessert at Thanksgiving!