1. What did the hammer say to the nail on Labor Day? “It’s your day, nail! I’m not hitting on you today.”

2. Why don’t robots have Labor Day off? Because they’re not ‘wired’ to take breaks!

3. Why can’t Labor Day and the weekend ever be friends? Because Labor Day always marks the ‘end’ of the weekend!

4. What did the pencil say to the eraser after Labor Day? “I almost wiped you out with all my ‘work’.”

5. Why was the Labor Day picnic not well-attended? Because it was a “hard working” affair!

6. Why was the calendar nervous about Labor Day? It thought it was going to be “overworked” with dates!

7. What do you call a holiday that works hard every year to give workers a day off? Lab-oor Day!

8. Why did the screwdriver get an entire day off on Labor Day? Because everyone figured it’s time to ‘turn’ the tables!

9. Why did the Labor Day weekend go to the school? Because it had to learn how to “take a break.”

10. Why did the donkey have the best Labor Day ever? Because he finally had an ‘off-duty` day!

11. What’s a worker’s favorite part of a working Labor Day comedy? The ‘punch’ line!

12. Why don’t ants celebrate Labor Day? Because they believe in ‘working their ants off’.

13. What’s a lightbulb’s favorite holiday? Labor Day- because somebody else does all the ‘switching off’.

14. Why did the spider weave a web on Labor Day? Because it believed in ‘Work from Home’.

15. How do we know that computers love Labor Day? Because it’s the one day they don’t mind ‘crashing’.

16. What did the bed say on Labor Day? “Lay-ziness prevails”.

17. What’s a postman’s favorite joke on Labor Day? “I’ve got ‘mail’!”

18. Why don’t staplers observe Labor Day? Because they always get ‘stuck’ at work!

19. Why did the scissors feel great on Labor Day? Because it got a ‘cut’ from work.

20. What’s the hardest part about writing a Labor Day joke? ‘Working’ on the punchline!