1. Why did the American flag go to school? Because it wanted to get a little more “stars and stripes”.

2. Why do the US have such advanced technology? They always Star-Spangled Ban-her all new inventions.

3. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because it was too heavy to carry!

4. What dance do all American patriots love to do? The Indepen-Dance!

5. How does the statue of liberty spend her Independence Day? She sits out in the New York Harbor with a torch in her hand, hoping for some barbecued burgers.

6. Did you hear about the liberty bell? Yeah, it cracked me up too!

7. What do you call an American cat on July 4th? A Yankee Doodle Dandy!

8. Why were the first Americans like ants? They both lived in colonies.

9. What kind of tea did the American colonists crave? Liber-tea!

10. What do you call a patriotic pie? A pa-triotic!

11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing for the 4th of July barbecue.

12. Why don’t the British make computer software? ‘Cause they can’t figure out how to make them leak oil!

13. Why is The United States a noisy place? Because it has the right to bear arms.

14. How do you know if a hot dog is an American? If it eats a hamburger for lunch!

15. What do you call an American drawing? Yankee Doodle!

16. What did one American flag say to the other flag? “Nothing, it just waved.”

17. What’s red, white, black and blue? Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

18. Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree? It was the father of all lies!

19. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on its face, the other has its face on a bill.

20. Why did the scarecrow become an American patriot? Because he’s outstanding in his field!